1992-2004 The Golden Years (What Went On Behind Closed Doors)

THIS is one of my favorite Chapters and without doubt the most enjoyable to write.

I enjoyed writing about my days as a Schoolboy football star , teenage tearaway, the punk days , managing The Stone Roses , being a Tabloid Terrorist and all about the sex and drugs and rock and roll ... but for me 1992 to 2004 was special.

It wasn`t rock and roll ... but it was sexy ... and instead of getting my kicks snorting charlie ... I was getting high by writing, directing and filming pornographic films like `Saturday Night Specials` for my ex-wife.

The 12 years my ex-wife, Brown, Newton and hop-a-long tried to stop me writing about. Together they conspired to silence the seeker of truth and justice.

So I collected all the evidence to support the facts.

It was great revealing how I took on the corrupt Essex Social Services and won - beat the legal system and got the better of Judge Newton.

He tried to ban my book `Till Death Us Do Part` and my film `Saturday Night Specials` but I went to The High Court who forced him to lift the `gagging order`.

As I said to Newton , I cant write my autobiography without mentioning what went on behind closed doors between 1992-2004 and he agreed , me writing my life story and not mentioning the films that I wrote, filmed and directed `Saturday Night Specials` , `Basildon Babe` , `Naked House Tour` , Essex Escort` , `Dirty Dancer` and the others would be like Sir Geoff Hurst writing his autobiography and forgetting to mention his World Cup hat-trick.

Elsewhere in the book I enjoyed naming Richard Grimson the former pimp and child-abusing boyfriend of my ex-wife ...revealing all about her 2004 pregnancy and putting her 2005 STD into the public domain.

As I state I gave her 3 kids and 15 years of genuine `love and affection` whereas her perverted boyfriend gave her a sexual disease and forced her to take the morning after pill.

Other chapters reveal dark secrets and not much humour - whereas this Chapter is a roller-coaster ride of fun ... with plenty of sex, dressing up and stripping-off thrown in ... it`s a sexy romp starring consenting adults.

Have I revealed enough for you to fork out £9.99p ?

The Film Director and the Porn Actress.