Punk Rock Stories And Tabloid Tales - Basildon Babe

Chapter Ten

"Basildon Babe"

Unless I`m saying it, I won`t hear a bad word said about my ex-wife who still looks like Patsy Kensit.

As you will have noticed, I have an addictive personality.

If I like something or someone it`s forever. Be it fast drugs, Georgie Best, Marmite, Punk Rock, Johnny Rotten, Arthur Daley, Kate Moss, DAVID BOWIE or Julie Johnson.

Julie was an addiction but, unlike the others, it`s the only one I`m proud to say I`ve kicked.

It was all so different in 1989. The fact is, within weeks of meeting Julie I was hooked. It was love at first sight but feared it would wear off and this scared me.

I know my character better than anyone and knew how easily I got bored with things and always needed a new high.

After Sam was born my wandering eye kicked in and I started to look. I cannot get enough of slim blondes with long legs and cheekbones. It`s the Rod Stewart in me.

It was the fear of me cheating and losing Julie that first led to the Polaroid pictures and then the pornographic films.

This is the point where militant feminists will attack me. But I can take it, because I`m just trying to be honest.
I am just stating the facts and explaining my behaviour, not defending myself in a court of law.

Although I enjoyed making love to Julie, I always did, who wouldn`t, but I needed sex. Does that make sense?

At times I wanted her without all the romantic stuff getting in the way.

I was a devoted Dad and loving husband so there was no way I could or wanted to cheat on my wife or son.

What could I do apart from never leaving the house?

I spent hours thinking about the perfect solution. Then, like a Eureka moment, it came to me. Role-playing and wife-swapping with a twist.

I thought Julie dressing up in sexy costumes and stripping off would cure my roving eye. And it did.

I could now have plenty affairs and lovers without involving a third party by getting Julie to dress up, wear various wigs and pretending to be someone else.

What is the phrase "having your cake and eating it".

Together we went to Dixons in Basildon and spent £800 on a video camera.

That evening she made her porn debut. I was Ben Dover and she was Linda Lovelace. Within months Julie went from enthusiastic amateur to semi-professional porn starlet.

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There is plenty to read as between 1992-2004 we made more than 30 films with titles like `Basildon Babe`, `Saturday Night Specials`, `Essex Escort` and `Dirty Dancer`.

I wrote the scripts, directed, produced and held the video camera but Julie was the STAR playing a variety of characters including escorts, strippers, St Trinian schoolgirls and naughty housewives.

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