Sunday, 28 February 2016

The TRUTH About Mockney Muppet Paul Wellings

Mockney muppet Paul Wellings has many skeletons in his closet.

Not only did he try to blag free copies of porn movies starring one of my `relatives` .

But Wellings whose tried to make a name for himself by `attacking` Sun writer Tony Parsons forgets to tell people that he himself was once employed by the `current bun`.

It has been brought to my attention that Wellings once worked at Fort Wapping.

After being `rejected` by the Bizarre Pop Column he got a job as a cleaner at News International.

I wish I had known this FACT when I wrote my brilliant book Punk Rock Stories And Tabloid Tales.

Then I could have slaughtered the bastard even more then I do in Chapter Three.

If you want to know what a so-called supporter of `feminism` and Women`s Rights really thinks of women then read my brilliant book Punk Rock Stories And Tabloid Tales.

 I describe in great detail how Wellings tried to blag free copies of  porn movies `Saturday Night Specials` and "Basildon Babe".



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