Banged To Rights

Own Goal!
My ex took the bait and I have `done her up like a kipper`. The Social Worker peter brown told me in 2010 "watch what you write on Facebook because ms johnson monitors it".
Was that a `kosher tip` or just his opinion?
All can now be revealed LOL.
I just had a unnanounced visit from Social Services (pity they didnt turn up without any warning at 10 Carswell Gardens and catch perverted pimp richard grimson under the same roof as my daughter).
Anyway I opened the front door and it was "Hello Garry we`ve been told your on Hunger Strike".
I laughed out loud and said "do what?" I invited them into the Dining Room and on the table next to The Sun was a plate of marmite on toast, a boost bar and a cup of tea.
They started laughing as well and said "Sorry we had to check but your X informed us you was on Hunger Strike".
I said "what a load of bollocks" adding "you should of been here last night when we were watching The Apprentice as Sam and Adam `slaughtered` me for making so much noise eating my Pringles"
This was a hour ago and I`m still smiling as it confirmed once again that my x still `trawls the Internet looking to be offended`.
I have her `banged to rights` and also got another apology from Social Services. And more important I now have `concrete proof` for my legal team who will of course be contacting Social Services for a explanation of this latest `act of harrassment`.
And when Sam and Adam get in and I tell them that their former mum has reported me to Social Services for being on `Hunger Strike` they will `laugh there heads off`.
Example:
Last Friday after Adams Football Presentation the two of us went for a Indie and on Sunday the three of us had a McDonalds takeaway.
Dont know about you - but it sounds like a "pretty odd" hunger strike to me LOL. And the great thing is Social Services can confirm on-the-record that they were given `false information` by my ex-wife.
Thanx julie taylor johnson LOL.