Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold

As Johnny Rotten once sung "Problems, problems, problems". What now I can you hear you thinking?
Well Sam has just finished reading The Punk Poet and now knows that his former mum is not only a serial adulterer who put `sex romps with strangers` before her family, but is also a former stripper and porn star.
His reaction "I knew she was a slag but to be honest this has shocked me". This is an important incident to put on-the-record as throughout the Divorce Hearing julie blatantly lied to the court that Sam and Adam had read The Punk Poet.
I swore on oath that they hadnt but as usual I was called a "liar". The fact is I decided both boys were too young to read such an adult account of my life story.
But now Sam is almost 19 so I let him decide if he wanted to read about his dad`s past as a football star, teenage tearaway and punk poet.
And of course if he read the `good & bad` about me he had to read the `nice & naughty` stuff about his ex-mum.
My life story is not just a 100% factual account about me it`s also the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth about my marraige and the `life and times` of julie johnson.
And this is part of the `problem`. Sam is not that bothered about his mates reading the book coz as he said "They all know she`s a f*****g slag".
It`s true as they all know about ian flemming, tibbs jnr and her perverted pimp boyfriend richard grimson (now in Wisbech and formerly of 40 Hyde Road Wickford) but he is `worried` about them seeing her in porn movies like Basildon Babe saying "my mates will take the right mick out of me".
He also knows now that his former mum has a `past` and that when I first met her she was having an `affair` with a married man called Derek.
This led to her `fighting/clashing` in the street with the wife and being named in the Divorce. So as I said to Sam "Sorry mate but she does have a history of adultery with married men" reminding him both grimson and flemming were married when she was `cheating` with them.
Sam is also concerned about Adam and his mates getting their hands on a copy of the dvd. I have promised Sam that her porn movie Julie Taylor Johnson/The Best of Basildon Babe will only be on sale in Europe.
But I can understand his `worries`. I can see where he`s coming from as I found showing clips to 2 old mates who knew julie and a new `friend` who sees her on a daily basis `pretty awkward`.
To be honest I felt as if I was `betraying her`.
It was also embarrassing when the coppers laid out a few of her porno pictures in front of me & my old mate Ian Ashby and said "Do you recognise this women?"
I tried to make a joke of it by replying "Well yes I was married to her for 15 years". But it was still awkward having to look at her with legs spread apart and wearing nothing but black stockings in front of three other blokes. I thought to myself "how many other cops in the station have seen these?"
Quite a few I would guess.
Outside Basildon Police Station Ian (my legal adviser) joked "All them times I met your julie at parties and weddings I never imagined I`d see her looking like that".
Part of me was `sort of sad` but I thought "f*** it there only pictures, the pervert grimson, flemming, tibbs, hymas and the rest have all seen her naked in the flesh". So I soon stopped feeling `sad or guilty`.
But back to my `problem` - Adam leaves school in June and the plan was to `publish and be damned` - but now I`m worrying in case copies of the dvd do end up in Wickford or Basildon.
I have been assured that Basildon Babe starring julie taylor johnson will not be available in the UK and as far as I know that is the truth.
But another problem.
One of julie`s `fans` from her pub stripping days has contacted me & claims to have seen clips of her in porno movies and keeps contacting me for a copy of BASILDON BABE.
His name is Nick and his number is 07969 258113 - at first I thought this was a form of `entrapment` so I gave his details & copies of emails to Social Services.
But he could be `kosher` as he gave me his home address in East London and said he used to watch her stripping in various East End pubs.
He described her perfectly and even knew she was from Walthamstow and what car she drove in 1988.
I still aint sure if he`s genuine or if I`m being `set-up` by her people like `the wiggins` or paul wellings.
My money is on paul `pj` wellings as he hungout in strip pubs throughout the 80s and in 2006 begged me for copies of julie`s porno pictures.
Still as a precaution I covered myself by giving the timed & dated emails from this Nick Lightbown character to peter brown.