Friday 12 August 2016

The Cockney Bard - "The Eton Boys"

THE ETON BOYS


Eton Boys know how to dress,
           and which Princess to caress

With perfect manners and square jaws,
     there`s no glass ceilings or closed doors

The silver spoon is made of gold
Their country houses are never cold


Eton Boys sing `God save the Queen`
They know every word and who to curse,
         but have no words for the NHS nurse
              Or the OAP in the co-op hearse


Our kids play on concrete, their kids play on grass
But we`ll never cross the road
                                or walk on past

The beggar in the doorway or the stray dog in the park
                 cos were all God`s creatures
                             with links to Noah`s Ark


Eton Boys in fancy dress control the press
                   and love to impress

Eat Eton Trifle in the officer`s mess

Think their superior to the human race
          like exotic creatures from outta space

But Tory toffs don`t know the best
            They aint no better than all the rest


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