Friday 12 August 2016

The Cockney Bard - "Young Conservatives"

YOUNG CONSERVATIVES


Silver spoon and bottle fed
The Daily Mail is always read
By Young Conservatives born to win
Another world you`re living in
Just like your parents and theirs before
You and your children won`t go to war
The front line ain`t the place for you
You still believe your blood is blue

The British Empire sons and daughters
Who flirt with UKIP`s rich supporters
Share nightmares about Tony Blair us Corbynistas on News at Ten
Who want a world where men are men
Money talks and women listen
And missionary is their favourite position

You`re born to rule or so you say
Church of England all the way
The book that features Adam and Eve
These are the things that you believe
Young Conservatives dressed to thrill
In army clothes they shoot to kill

Love and respect for King and Queen
National Service at Seventeen
Mary Whitehouse morals too
A Barbara Cartland novel view
These are the things that you support
The working class they must be taught
How lucky they are to be free
To live in your democracy
With no free press or radio
Thousands homeless and millions on the dole

Just like the days before the war
The Tory party still stands for
Mass unemployment and poverty
A `them and us` society
With no tower block kids to tell the truth
Only the voice of Tory youth

The House of Lords, the den of vice
Vermin in ermine ain`t very nice
The wealth the power the land they hold
The red the white the Tory blue
The young Conservatives I hate you

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